Abby (ah·bee)
n. Super wifey
Trivia and Notes:
Abby's future career path involves touching attractive men while they're naked, getting paid to do it, and NOT being called a whore. 'SCUSE ME?
Abby's mom loves Mike almost as much as Abby does.
Abby and Mike are married. Facebook says so, so it MUST be true.
Abby Panics! at the Disco.
Abby has this habit of running into people Mike's hooked up with (and is usually rude to them).
Abby worked under Adam. Figuratively of course.
Abby doesn't really remember her 19th birthday. It's mostly Mike's fault.
Abby doesn't really remember her 20th birthday. It's mostly Mike's fault.
Abby doesn't really remember anything when she's drinking with Mike
Abby confuses people's boyfriend's for religious figures on a regular basis.