The Mike Haddad Show: This is relevant to my interests.

Today after picking Adam up from work we found ourselves driving down Upper Middle trying to figure out what we were going to do. At some point Adam suggested a movie and I decided that's what we were going to do - probably without telling him. Steve was at home finishing up some work meaning I had a night without him, leaving me to spend Adam's money for my entertainment. We ended up driving to two movie theatres before we found a movie we were willing to watch. Cheaper by the Dozen 2 was playing later in the night leaving us with over an hour to entertain ourselves at Chapters.

After the movie Adam and I had deep discussions about the cast: who was hot, who was going to be hot and who was going to be gay. I'd give you names but it might count as libel. I made the mistake of mentioning that at one point in time I wanted a lot of kids, but that now I just see them as expensive things that suck away your life. I should know - I'm a perfect example of one. That got us into a heated argument about the possibility of future children. So I'm going to lay it on the line.

If I get manly and she's single, then Jess and I are totally going to get with the making babies.

I don't understand what the big issue with this is. Jess and I have totally been sexually sexual since before the elevator and definitely since after the elevator. Our relationship has moved to the point of comfort where we can say things like "our kids would be gorgeous" and eat Smarties off of each others tongues.

So you guys are just going to have to deal with it. Or we're not going to invite you to the birthday parties.

Jess also answers to Penisface.

Jess was the first person to accompany Mike on a picture adventure (titled: Secret Agent Man).

Jess and Mike have been making babies since the elevator.

Jess and Mike make really obnoxious inside jokes about the first time they watched Cowboy Bebop together.

Jess has a list of things to do before she dies including building a hovercraft, stealing the original ten commandments, making vegetable-cookies and stealing the original kilogram. She's already made a ninja cry.

Jess can fly (read: does competitive trampoline, and can do wicked backflips).

Jess speaks web languages like html and dhtml, rofl.

Jess is obsessed with video games of all kinds.

Jess is actually an Asian, disguised as a white girl.

Jess studies some sort of nonsense involving science - as if science was real. Can you take the limit of SCIENCE? I thought not.

Jess sometimes sings Aqua with Mike, with genders reversed.

Jess can draw. Well. Jess can draw Well.

Jess actually keeps a more than witty livejournal.

Jess' greatest achievement in life was winning Class Clown: Female at grad.