The Mike Haddad Show: This is relevant to my interests.

So the holidays are coming to a close and I'm not sure what I'm going to do with myself. Hopefully now that the stores are open again for regular hours, and the madness of Boxing Day has passed I might be able to get back into my regular schedule.

I ended up spending most of Christmas Eve Day hung over. The thing that I'm coming to learn about drinking beer is that it's so easy to just stand there and sip the beer without feeling like you're drinking a lot because there isn't the strong alcoholic taste that hard liquor has. Soon enough you've had 12 beers and the alcoholic taste that hard liquor has doesn't seem so bad. Then before you know it you're giving Torie a lap dance before sitting on her bottle of beer.

Christmas Eve Day was also spent talking to people trying to remember what I did most of the night before hand. It was also spent reading embarrassing events of the night on other people's livejournal's. Like Jess' livejournal:

Christmukah party with Mike and others resulted in drunkenness, a fresh fancy The Mike Haddad Show t-shirt, and discovery that no! Nick doesn't hate me, and never did. New friend for the Jessica! We hung out like buddies. Mike and I also shared many smarties off each other's tongues, hahaha we're classy.

It's funny, because at the time sucking smarties off of each other's tongues didn't seem like anything but a sweet idea. You'd think we were straight or something. Well, you'd think I was. She still is.

It could totally have something to do with the fact that I was very dressed to impress. But then again, so was everyone else.

At one point Rob even tackled me and we started wresting. It was probably because he was so jealous. I kicked his ass though, and there's no denying it. Everyone saw it. Now if only the pictures had captured my finer moments in the fight. Alas, I wound up with this.

My house was packed full of people I hadn't seen in months or years. No more like just months. I also spent the next day talking to a lot of them about how I couldn't remember anything. Sweet - and I've digressed so much. But I figure it's ok because I have pictures.

I also spent a lot of Christmas Eve itself on flickr putting up all my photos. I've decided that I'm not going to host my pictures anymore because it eats up too much space and too much bandwidth. This was decided at the Damage Control Coffee Meeting that Davey and I had after I had a huge argument with my brother, father and mother.

It was all his fault, although I'm sure in the end Rob will get blamed. They decided to steal the RAM from my brother's computer. Unfortunately my brother doesn't like to follow the laws of physics and was unable to place said RAM back in his computer properly. This lead to a lot of yelling because his computer wasn't working, and he claimed it was broken. It was made worse by the fact that I was totally hung over and don't enjoy my family blaming me for things that I haven't even looked at. My mistake for assuming he could put RAM in properly. Eventually I got the RAM in and his computer working, but there was still a lot of anger floating around the house. To cope I went to Adam's for the night and we watched Rules of Attraction.

Christmas morning I was up at 10 because there was banging and screaming about presents being opened. I went down to watch my younger cousins get all excited about Christmas. I'm sure I would have thought it was cuter had I been awake and hyped about Christmas. I knew exactly what I was getting, because I had picked it out beforehand and put it all on hold. Black Lacoste Polo, Grey and Beige Lacoste Zip-up, Sweet Black Diesel Zip-Hoody and a pair of Fidelity jeans because I needed jeans that fit. Of course, my family stuck to that and nothing else. I did get shopping money from the extended family though, and that rocked. Christmas Lunch was at 12 and I spent the rest of the afternoon wasting away until I went downtown with Laurence.

For Boxing Day I made two trips to two malls: Square One and Sherway. Not because I needed to go shopping or wanted to see the sales, but because I needed to get out of my house. I went to Square One with my aunt and uncle and walked around with them while they shopped. There was also a Leianne and Sweet Purse sighting. Afterwards I went to Sherway with Torie because one mall was not enough and we needed mall time.

And that ladies and gentlemen is how I wasted away over the 4 Days of Holiday Madness. I hope that everything you did was just as, or more exciting.