The Mike Haddad Show: This is relevant to my interests.

Yesterday was supposed to be an amazing day. I didn't work at all. I was supposed to pick Jeremy up, I was supposed to get Starbuck's with Nancy, and I was supposed to drive Jeremy's roommate Alex to get boxes to move out. I was going to get sweet Asian dinner and play monopoly.

When you think about it, I still did all those things. I also did something else, something so incredibly stupid that it makes even me shake my head in pity. After almost causing three separate accidents at Sheridan, I stopped to talk to someone and chipped my tooth on the window of my car. That's right: I CHIPPED MY TOOTH, on the WINDOW OF MY VAN.

I don't even know how that works. I don't think I would ever be able to recreate the position my body was in when my face slammed into the window and I chipped my front tooth. I do know that I spent most of the day feeling like an idiot while the nerve endings in my teeth were freaking out at each other yelling "MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!" It's been throbbing ever since.

Now I'm lucky that my dentists also happen to be my neighbours, and that I can freak out and hopefully get it fixed really, really soon. However, if you do see me before that happens, do try and be casual as you try and figure out which tooth has been chipped. Or else I might punch you in the face to return the favour and chip your tooth too. It's all out of love, I promise.