List up to ten (10) things you want to say to ten (10) different people in no particular order. Do not state who these people are. Do not confirm or deny any 'comment speculation.'
Let the mayhem begin!
1) I can't believe that I let you screw me up so much. Worse, I can't believe I still let you screw me up. I'm not an emotional person, but in the dark hours of the night everyone is susceptible to medication induced sadness. The icing and cherry on this cake are the facts that you're probably the only person that could do this to me, and that I'll never mention it to you.
2) You're not attractive and we're not all in love with you. So stop parading around like we are. There's got to be some sort of serious self esteem issues fuelling insecurities powerful enough to make you that fucking crazy.
3) Sometimes I wish the rest of my friends were like you. After a few seconds I realize that would be stupid and that our shared love of incredibly hot sex objects wouldn't be as special if they were.
4) It's true, I did name my bear Philip just to piss you off. Take it as a sign that I approve of your relationship otherwise I'd just be mean to you.
5) I don't understand how your relationship has lasted as long as it has. Worse is that I know that it's going to last as long as you can make it because you're scared of what will happen when it's over. I don't know how you lie to yourself enough to make it work.
6) If you weren't creepy and such a bad kisser he'd probably actually put up with you. I guess it would help if you didn't lie so much either.
7) I wish I had the strength to take you through all your problems. I wish I had the patience. It would make things so much easier for both of us.
8) Holy crap, I don't understand how so many people read what you post. Stop posting stupid pictures of shit you do throughout the day. I don't know how many more pictures of art in gay bars I can take. It was more fun when you posted about drama. Even the shitty pictures people sent you were more bearable than what you do now.
9) Why do you have to look so good? It's not fair because I know I can't have you. And I swear I didn't copy this straight from Sarah. Nope, not at all.
10) You were fun for the first little bit. Then I realized that you only had one emotion (sad) to complement the two I have (happy and angry). It was at that point I knew it would never work.
Holy crap I haven't commented in forever, but I love this. I should do this, but I don't know how well I can bitch people out.
I'm half-afraid one of these is about me, cause they're all bad (most of them). But then I realize how awesome I am and enjoy the post once more. Cheers.