What do you do when both Nancy AND Adam ditch you because either a mother's friend is graduating or there's a huge desire to act straight? Go see Tokyo Drift with Rob because his mother graduated Friday night and he is straight. Moving on I'd like it to be know that I'm now in the market for a pair of Asian sidekicks: one male, tall and quirky, and one female, cute, probably with crush on quirky Asian male. Japanese preferred.
I knew going into the movie that they could produce a load of crap and I'd still love it. It was about racing, and Tokyo and racing IN Tokyo. Hello, instant winner much? So even though the plot was nonexistent, and the acting was horrible, I still loved it. I'm not sure if I would recommend it to anyone other than me though because your brains might melt. Oh and just for the record, Bow Wow speaks HORRIBLE Japanese.

Fact: Bow wow is african american.