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Today on Mike: Movie Quotes

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1) "This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."

2) "You're supposed to be dead!"
"Am I not?"

3) "You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?"
"Yeah, for a second, I kinda did."

4) "We lost something."
"Not to worry. We're still flying half a ship."

5) " You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all."

6) "I am the Earl of Preston."
"And I am the Duke of Ted."

7) "Need I remind you we have somebody OD-ing back here?"
"He's not OD-ing. He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD."

8) "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular."

9) "I seem to remember firing you."
"You did. I got another job. Yours."

10) "It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days."

11) "Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick."
"It's called a lance. Hello?"

12) "You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened."

13) "Do you know why I hired you? I always hire the same girl- stylish, slender, of course... worships the magazine. But so often, they turn out to be- I don't know- disappointing and, um... stupid. So you, with that impressive résumé and the big speech about your so-called work ethic- I, um- I thought you would be different. I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um- more than any of the other silly girls."
The Devil Wears Prada - Sarah

14) "Oh, thanks! I highly recommend Wal-Mart's beauty salon. Be sure to ask for Mr. Lans. He is a genius with a curling iron... and such a flirt!"

15) "As the legitimate frontman of your organization, I seized upon the opportunity to invest in a small Seattle-based coffee company several years ago. Today, Starbucks is a far-flung empire with 2000 outlets worldwide."

7 Comments

11. Kate and Leopold? Maybe?
13. The Devil Wears Prada

Not Kate and Leopold. Try again!

well CLEARLY 14 is not another gay moviez.

and i can only guess that 8 is mean gurlz.

1. Rush Hour
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
3. Kill Bill
4. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith
5. 13 Going On 30
6. EXCELLENT ADVENTURE IS EXCELLENT
7. ???
8. Mean Girls
9. Batman Begins
10. Casino Royale
11. A Knight's Tale
12. The Bourne Identity
13. The Devil Wears Prada (Sarah already got it.)
14. ??? (Joey knows it. Dx)
15. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Thirteen of fifteen? You're all jealous.

Joey highly recommends Wal-Mart's beauty salon.

Brendan is also made of win.

I think I'm going to switch to doing lyric quizzes again so I don't have to force people to comment.

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