Scorpio Horoscope
Mike,
Take a minute to look back on all that you've been able to accomplish over the last couple of days. What you have been searching for is right in front of you. It may be the happiness you crave, or maybe a new relationship. You want to climb the social ladder, but there is someone getting in your way.
I lol'ed.

Horoscopes are fun, especially when ironic towards current life funness/craziness.
Haha, yeah Charlie is pretty hilarious. And you're totally right about the "hairstyles, etc." comment, and it's more funny in that I never even noticed.