Daily Offerings: February 2008 Archives

Dates

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A lot of people are going to laugh at me when I say this, but the best date I've ever had was probably a walk through Waterloo Park and "downtown" Waterloo. Come to think of it, its one of the few dates I've been on that actually count as dates. Probably why I rank it so high. Thinking about it, the only other real dates that immediately come to mind are a night at the movies, and another one that shouldn't even be counted as a date because the guy had a sort-of boyfriend at the time.

I don't like the standard dinner date. Not because I'm trying to be some neo-hippie that doesn't like society's whatever. I would feel trapped at dinner. That would require me to drink a lot. Then I would make a fool of myself. My aversion should be pretty simple to understand after that.

I realize the importance of dating to find out what you like and don't like about a person, and whether or not the likes outweigh the dislikes. But trust me, if anyone ever comes up with an alternative, I will be one of the first using it.

In case you were wondering

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I was awake when the sun rose. I tried to go to sleep shortly after, only to wake up about three hours later to a frantic phone call from my assistant manager who needed me to cover his shift due to an emergency. I could only cover half of it. Longest five hour shift of my life.

I saw the Spice Girls last night in what the billed as possibly the LAST SPICE GIRLS CONCERT EVER!!1! It was pretty good. I was happy I got to see them after the disastrous attempt on the 4th. Amanda and I had a pretty amazing night that included gossip, the Old Spaghetti Factory, and Second Cup (because Starbucks was closed).

I had my prep appointment at the Sleep and Wellness Clinic. I'm not looking forward to being attached to a machine for a night and then spending a day there anyway. Sounds like a waste of a day to me.

Sunrise

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If I am still awake when the sun rises, I am going to shit things.

Something stupid

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Every now and then stars somewhere in the universe align and give you the opportunity to do something stupid. Yesterday was my turn: I got drunk in the early evening on a lot of vodka and red rave. Now the vodka has worn off, but the red rave hasn't. So I get to be awake and twitchy. Win.

Movie Quotes

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1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1) "This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."

2) "You're supposed to be dead!"
"Am I not?"

3) "You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?"
"Yeah, for a second, I kinda did."

4) "We lost something."
"Not to worry. We're still flying half a ship."

5) " You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all."

6) "I am the Earl of Preston."
"And I am the Duke of Ted."

7) "Need I remind you we have somebody OD-ing back here?"
"He's not OD-ing. He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD."

8) "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular."

9) "I seem to remember firing you."
"You did. I got another job. Yours."

10) "It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days."

11) "Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick."
"It's called a lance. Hello?"

12) "You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened."

13) "Do you know why I hired you? I always hire the same girl- stylish, slender, of course... worships the magazine. But so often, they turn out to be- I don't know- disappointing and, um... stupid. So you, with that impressive résumé and the big speech about your so-called work ethic- I, um- I thought you would be different. I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um- more than any of the other silly girls."
The Devil Wears Prada - Sarah

14) "Oh, thanks! I highly recommend Wal-Mart's beauty salon. Be sure to ask for Mr. Lans. He is a genius with a curling iron... and such a flirt!"

15) "As the legitimate frontman of your organization, I seized upon the opportunity to invest in a small Seattle-based coffee company several years ago. Today, Starbucks is a far-flung empire with 2000 outlets worldwide."

LOL GAYS

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LOL GAYS

LOL GAYS

Obama's Next Speech

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This is a wall post I got from my good friend Matt regarding a speech he's written for Obamarama's next big event.

I'd like to compose Obama's next speech...

"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, and I have a dream. That's one small step for a black man, over a white woman, and we shall fight them on the beaches, because I am not a crook. Don't ask what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Obama. And I did not have sex with that woman, monica lewinsky."

I've missed my calling... *sigh*

Caturday

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img 088, originally uploaded by scott_loudoun.

Today is Caturday. I am posting a cat.

All of the above

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MiG- says (12:30 PM):
i was getting some while u were talking to me

mike² says (12:30 PM):
you're so gross.

MiG- says (12:31 PM):
hahaha why!

mike² says (12:31 PM):
that's disgusting.

MiG- says (12:31 PM):
not much he just was kissing my neck

mike² says (12:31 PM):
THAT IS DISGUSTING

MiG- says (12:31 PM):
thats why i kept leaving

mike² says (12:31 PM):
DO YOU KNOW DEM

MiG- says (12:31 PM):
DONT BLOG THIS

mike² says (12:31 PM):
too late.

MiG- says (12:31 PM):
MIKE

MiG- says (12:31 PM):
ud better be kidding

mike² says (12:31 PM):
ITS ALREADY BEING PUBLISHED

MiG- says (12:31 PM):
:@

mike² says (12:31 PM):
<3

MiG- says (12:33 PM):
i dont knwo whether to be flattered, disturbed or annoyed that lately, every third blog on ur site is something ive said

mike² says (12:33 PM):
all of the above?

Browsing around

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MiG- says: (2:40:26 AM)
i spent like, a solid hour tonight browsing ur blog and refamiliarizing myself with it

mike² says: (2:40:34 AM)
hahahaahhaah

mike² says: (2:42:58 AM)
that explains why i have

mike² says: (2:43:01 AM)
152 hits yesterday

mike² says: (2:43:05 AM)
but only 14 unique ips

MiG- says: (2:43:20 AM)
lol

mike² says: (2:43:47 AM)
well by all means. keep going. and tell me what i'm missing. i feel like i'm missing something.

I've got my Obama Balm

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I'm not sure who's responsible for this..., originally uploaded by Kelly Sue.

HOPE. CHANGE. HOPE for CHANGE! Can has.

Browse around, I insist

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Please, please browse around. I can't imagine how many times I've tried making sure that all of the entries are rebuilt properly. I just reinstalled MT again (still didn't fix the problem), so I'm willing to be they're not. If that's the case, let me know? Thanks.

Things that piss Miguel off

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MiG- says (1:09 PM):
do you know who pisses me off?

MiG- says (1:10 PM):

..::MATT::.. says:
im talking to my ex-gf again and i really think its a bad idea.. because im starting to get feelings again
..::MATT::.. says:
being gay is way to hard.

MiG- says (1:10 PM):
people like that

mike² says (1:10 PM):
what

mike² says (1:10 PM):
the

mike² says (1:10 PM):
fuck

mike² says (1:10 PM):
i'm blogging this.

MiG- says (1:11 PM):

..::MATT::.. says:
im concentrating too hard on this gay thing
..::MATT::.. says:
and not realizing that im bi-sexual and that i still like girls

MiG- says (1:11 PM):
ALL he talks about is dudes and cock and the embassy

need some help with this web of communication

Josh K.
Today at 11:48am

hey mike! havent talked to you since that sunday where thanks to ColdFx i did not contract the ugly disease that you were carrying. So instead of notifying the health board i decided to keep it quiet for your sake...lol. Anyway so i have decided after much thought to pursue a possible career in the field of journalism or to which one day i hope will be a career where people just listen to my opinions. So I figure that you have much knowledge on the process on making a visually appealing and functioning blog website. This would allow me to practice my ranting skills on a public scale rather than just in my car or at the park with a joint in my hand.

I come to you for your expertise because i trust your web skills and your site is pleasant to look at. SO show me the way or else i have another ADOBE SYSTEMS mess on my hands! hahaha i get a real kick out of myself.

Anyway im off on sunday and i think i am coming downtown to photograph random shit if you are interested?

re:need some help with this web of communication

Mike Haddad
Today at 12:08pm

Josh,

The good news is you didn't get sick. The other good news is that you didn't get ME sick. I'm placing the blame right on my brother, with a contact period of just after I got out of the car with you. You got lucky this time haha.

I'd love to go out and take pictures of random shit on Sunday. What time were you thinking of coming down? I know that I don't work Sunday - the only thing that could possibly conflict is my friend coming to visit. But I'm pretty sure I can pass him along to other mutual friends for a few hours if I need to.

In making a new blog, if there's one suggestion that I'm tempted to make right now it's "Don't use Movable Type 4.1". I just upgraded to it and it's been causing me all kinds of frustrating problems. From the looks of it, a bunch of people went out and each decided to write the slowest running scripts possible AND THEN they combined it all together to make the newest release of Movable Type. I'm currently haggling with support, who tell me that my old 3.2 license doesn't technically provide support for 4.1 because I got it in 2005 and it expired after a year. Bags. More money down the drain.

In the mean time, here are some helpful suggestions:

1. Think of a clever name for your blog.
This is always important. It's probably the second most important. The first would be having an amusing personality, or being rude like Strongbad. I feel you already have both of these things covered.

2. Browse around some sites and find what you like.
Visually stimulating sites I have recently stumbled across include GuitarAngel.net ( http://www.guitarangel.net/ ). As soon as I get a chance I plan on poking around her layout and CSS to figure out how she did it. Mentally stimulating sites include pretty much any blog by a Harvard professor. I have a good economics one that I want to start reading, but the link is saved on my Macbook and I haven't updated yet. Funny sites include Dooce ( http://www.dooce.com/ ) - she is god, and probably Jem (http://www.jemjabella.co.uk ) although Jem's funny is more of a "I get programming and smarts and you don't".

In the meantime, I'm going to try not to fail my Stats Term Test today at 2. And then from there, I'm going to continue bitching with MT Support, probably steal the $50 fee from my mother, and smoke a lot.

Mike

P.S. I'm probably going to post your message and my response on my blog because I find them amusing. Unless you have an objection.

P.P.S. Why do I enjoy Mushaboom so much? This song doesn't even make sense. NONE. NONE AT ALL. It's like old school Hanson (which I also recently acquired for my computer).

MT 4.1 I Hate You

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I hate you almost as much as I hate stats right now.

Well. I think this is as good as it gets. I need to fix the comment form. I still don't think commenting works properly. I also have issues rebuilding Entry Archives properly.

MT 4.1 = Lose.

Well. It publishes properly now - sort of. I just need to change around all of the way links were done internally. Once I finish that I'll be able to access to proper entry archive pages and see if the comments (the whole reason I upgraded) work properly.

MT 4.1 Part 2

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As always, upgrading has been the biggest hassle ever. The reason I upgraded was to try and fix the comment problems I was having. As a result, I have to tweak a few templates, redo a few more, and figure out why the "Publish Site" button crashes half way through its process and doesn't actually update.

MT 4.1

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I just upgraded to MT 4.1 in an attempt to fix comment problems, and also deal with the fact that stats stopped making sense about an hour ago. Only now I'm getting problems with the way it republishes files, and the permissions it saves the new files with. So. This is mainly a test entry to see if comments work.

It Still Means Busy

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I've never claimed my study habits were the greatest. In fact, up until December I didn't really have any. So that fact combined with my constant state of illness meant I would barely skim by in my post secondary education. I've been trying very hard to remedy that recently. In December I started my study campaign on the simple premise that I would first get caught up in classes based on the order up upcoming midterms, up to the point in the text covered for that test, and then work from there afterwards.

I've got some pretty good results. My marks can still use a whole lot of improving, but I've managed to retain most of the theory (the problem comes from when the practical is much more complicated than the textbook and class' theory, which is usually is). Thursday is the final of the four term tests that I've been studying for, in dreaded Stats (ECO227Y). Last week was my Labour Market Policy (ECO239Y), and before that it was Microeconomic Theory (ECO206Y). So as you can imagine, I've been doing a lot of studying.

While studying, I have a habit of leaving my msn on, set to busy, so I can access people when I have a quick question about my study material (or need a quick sanity refresher). This is where the major problem occurs. People have completely lost all respect for what 'Busy' means.

Guess what: It means I'm busy. It means I don't want to hear about how you were so drunk last night, and now you have a big hangover. It means I don't want you sending me random song lyrics. It means that, as much as I care about how bad a president Obama will be and how much it sucks that he's doing better and better, I don't want to hear about it right now. I'm BUSY.

Unless I've messaged you, I don't give a shit what you have to say. I can think of a hand full of people who it is ok for them to message me when I'm set to busy. And this isn't one of those "You know who you are" things, because there are always the idiots who think it's about them when it's not. Not at all. These people either know explicitly because I've told them, or implicitly, because I message them all the time anyway. So if you don’t know, explicitly or implicitly, then it is not ok. Fuck off. Go do something else until I'm not set to Busy anymore. As much as I like to think I am the centre of the world, I know that it's not true. You can find something else to pass the time until I can return to being the centre of the world. And you know what? That probably won't be for a while. So suck it.

It is Monday. I already have my replacement Blackberry, and it is up and running. I managed to save most of my contacts through a combination of my previous back up and emailing the remainder that I could remember I didn't have saved. I am a happy customer.

I'm amazed at how nice Roger's was. This is the first time I've been satisfied with Roger's Customer service since I switched, and it should be known that I switched because (among other reasons) I knew the Roger's rep; everything after that was pathetic. It was a game of hot potato to pass the blame around internally with a heaping side of "Sorry, there's nothing I can do for you [to remedy the fact that you were both mislead and lied to]." This morning took a grand total of half an hour to get through, 4 minutes of it on hold, and another 10 walking to the store to pick up my replacement. 10 points for Rogers.

Summer Please

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I can't WAIT for summer. I might lose my mind. Fast forward button anyone?

So much for One-Day-Bug

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I'm still sick. It's not fun. I stopped throwing up, but every few hours I get that feeling in my stomach like it's going to happen anyway. Missing the Spice Girls sucked major balls. So did making delirious phone calls to people just so I didn’t feel like I was alone. After the first round, there wasn't anything left in my system to throw up so I just threw up green looking fluid. That was kind of fun. But not as fun as the one round where there was red fleshy bits in it.

I didn't get any sleep that night. I finally fell asleep around 7a.m. That gave me several naps during the day, with time to meet my dad to get my back with my health card in it (should I need to freak out and go to the hospital) and try and prep myself for my Labour Market Policy test that night. I'd like to say I did well. That would require a memory of writing it.

Super Tuesday

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Mmmm Clinton win in CA.

No Spice for my life

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Instead of seeing the Spice Girls last night, I gave my ticket away and spent the night throwing up. Sympathy please?

Not quite about me

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Today I'm supposed to study. Of course that really means I'm going to procrastinate. I was planning on updating "About Me" part of the site, but could only think of one point: I have the world's best roommate. So I changed some of the CSS in regards to the already finished character pages. Maybe next time.

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