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It should come as no shock to my brother that they day my parents finally lose it and take the car they bought for us away from him, I will not fake sympathy for him, but will instead laugh and say I told you so.

I will also rejoice over the fact that he will be deprived of his main tool in being a complete jackass. Why do I need to be able to hear his car as he comes down the street from a block away? Why do I need to be able to have his sound system shake my room when it's outside? He's not in the car. The sound system is not banging. Well. Ok it is, but not in the sense he'd like to think it is. It's not good music. It's noise. I just don't understand why he can't make that connection. Maybe all the banging damaged his brain's functionality.

No, for real. My brother went m.i.a. in Punta Cana, after fighting with his wife, because he is a drunken fool. There's a good chance he got on a 9am flight home, which for his sake I hope he did. Otherwise he's dead drunk (or just dead) in his room from which no one can get into, or in jail.

My sister is currently angry at me. I found her on my mom's laptop and kicked her off because I needed to print something. I may or may not have also mentioned that this "was the reason [my mom's] laptop is so screwed up." She wasn't happy. She thinks she gets blamed for anything. The fact that she is currently on my mom's laptop because her desktop doesn't work might be contributing to that.